SOLARWAR.LOL
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STANDING ORDERS

The solar system is for sale.

Ten bodies. Each is an ad slot. Pay to hold one. Your site or X handle is painted on the globe until someone pays more.

  1. CONQUER

    Vacant body. Pay the floor. The Sun opens at $10. Planets open at $2. The belt opens at $100 for 7 days. Your site or handle goes on. You hold it.

  2. INVADE

    Occupied body. Pay at least 1.5× what the last holder paid. You replace them. Their site comes off. Yours goes on. No ceiling. You can overpay.

  3. THE BELT

    Weekly premium between Mars and Jupiter. $100 takes it empty. Invasion still 1.5×. The lease runs 7 days, then it opens again.

  4. CLICKS

    The holder’s URL or X handle is the live mark on that body. Sites click through. Handles go to x.com. Clicks are counted on the slot. That is the inventory.

  5. PAYMENTS

    Final. No refunds. Highest valid strike holds. If the price moved while you were in checkout, the strike is rejected.

  6. STATION

    Click a vacant body in the sky to conquer it. Held bodies visit in a new tab. Bid in the corner opens the desk. Esc releases.

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